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marcoslefthalf:

you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever

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thaxted:

It’s like if you just landed on an alien planet populated by pugs and the locals have come out to greet you.

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gentlemankrogan:

pandasize is off in Vegas for a bachelorette party, so I took Grunt for a hike through the redwoods.  Conquering mountains is kinda like conquering Collectors, right?

Omg so kewt

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harteus:

super quick nose painting tutorial + a million examples, because i can’t get enough of these darn noses. i wanna stroke them forever.

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vaniccio:

THIS WEEK ON Mass Effect Shenanigans: 

The dream team goes to Firebase Ghost as 4 N7 Shadow Infiltrators. We went as all black, and often thought our teammates were actually enemy Nemesis. The entire match was spent trying to glitch ourselves into the top pods through shadow strike. It didn’t work. 

Hilary glitched out on my screen and her character got stuck in animations - so she was usually seen sliding across the floor in various poses. Sometimes on her ass. Mmm, hazard rain. 

A Nemesis glitched out and would not attack us. So naturally we spent about five minutes chasing her around the map in some Follow-The-Leader game. Hilary is still floating through the air trying to kick her. Glorious

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totolerateaworldofdemons:

I’m not even a gamer but I would play this so hard.

and you would get sorted an junk and it would be great

Isn’t this secretly what we all wanted Pottermore to be?

Okay so my mind started rolling with this and omfg okay just hear me out
So like it starts of sort of like Sims and Skyrim, okay. You get your owl and you go do your shopping for stuff for Hogwarts, but you don’t get to see your character just yet. When you get to Hogwarts and your sorting ceremony, you get to customise how they look and what sort of traits they have. After you customise all that, you get sorted via a quiz (sort of like Pottermore) and it rolls with that and you get sorted.
Through the game, you get to study magic (obvious) and you have adventures and stuff where you have to make decisions. These decisions later decide what your Patronus and Animagus will be, as well as what your fear is for you Boggart (though this could also possibly be decided on when you’re making your character idk whatever).
So during the summer holidays, you have adventures in the Muggle world (depending on what your blood status is, which could be decided randomly) if you’re Muggle-born. If you’re Pure-Blooded, you have adventures in the wizarding world. If you’re Half-Blooded, you can do both. But here’s the thing, if you spend more time in the Muggle world, you get more information on going on’s in the Muggle world, and same goes for the Wizarding world if you spend more time in the Wizarding world. And after a period of time, like maybe in your fourth year?, you can get papers and news from whichever world you’re not in most often. And your knowledge of the events of the world, both Wizarding and Muggle alike, can factor into the gameplay somehow.
And then in your Fifth and Seventh years, you have your O.W.L.s and your N.E.W.T.s, and these factor into what career choices you’ll have later on as well. So like if you score high in Herbology and Potions, you’d have career options like Healer, Herbologist, and Potion Master.
AND THEN THE WORLD BECOMES YOURS. YOU CAN CONTINUE RELATIONSHIPS YOU HAD IN HOGWARTS AFTERWARDS, OR YOU CAN MEET NEW PEOPLE, OR WHATEVER. AND THEN IT JUST BECOMES THIS HUGE SANDBOX OF FUN AND WONDERMENT.

YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL MIND

YOU ARE A GENIUS!!!!!

I WOULD PLAY THIS SO HARD

Sims IV: Harry Potter

I’VE NEVER WANTED SOMETHING SO MUCH IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. GGFFHCDGBD!!!!!!

I now need this. This is what has been missing my whole life.
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Cats and tea

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titancure:

ANIME BOOBS MAKE ME LAUGH

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LIKE LOOK AT THIS SHIT 

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I MEAN I’VE NEVER TOUCHED A BOOB 

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BUT I’M PRETTY DAMN SURE THEY DON’T DO THIS SHIT

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LIKE

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?????

You’re forgetting the best one image

every fuCKING TIME 

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